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- Hipster origin story. I was born 2 months early because waiting 9 months to be born is so typical. But I’ve done things late my whole life. I learned to walk later. In fact I once tumbled down a flight of stairs. It was at that moment my hipster self was born. According to legend after I fell I stood up and said I did this before it was cool.
- Pinterest: I love pinterest. It seems to be more of a woman kind of thing. There are all sorts of interesting things to see. I think collecting things especially photos is a very woman thing to do. We seem to want to keep the things we care about closer. Or maybe that’s just an excuse to be a hoarder. At any rate: For me my boards are of food I can’t eat, clothing I can’t wear and men I can’t fuck.
- When I was younger I used to have nightmares about waking up with a cock. I think I might have been exposed to male genitalia too early. I like playing with male parts. Balls are squishy and fun. Cocks are amazing. But to own one? To have my genitals outside? It seems very inconvenient. I guess if a part has always been there then you get used to it. But they just hang there. This is why men never put things back where they belong.
The twitter conversation started me thinking about comedy vs. being a snaky asshole. Certainly not all comics are assholes. I don’t consider myself to be an asshole. It’s not like I have the asshole gene! Oh who am I kidding?