Part 13

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  • Cats are hobbits. Except for the whole genocide of all smaller mammals. Ok, most domesticated cats are hobbits.
  • You know you might have a weight problem when your Italian Grandmother looks at you and says “Don’t you think you should put that food down.” That and lots of offers of doctors that will help you with your diet. I’m well aware of how ashamed my family is of me as well as society. My family is very odd.
  • Growing up with disaster movies. Airport movies, boating disasters such as Poseidon Adventure 1 and 2, nuclear war, and so much more. These have given me a very fearful view of almost anything. I’ll never travel by ship or take a cruise. Oddly enough, I have no trouble flying.